Dear diary, today..

I learned it is indeed very possible to get 20 of these

on one arm alone.

(u can't see but it's there,ITELLEU, all 20 of 'em mini puses)

after doing commando crawl on hard, SHARP grass.

Y'know, after the commando crawl & dough game where we threw wads of wet, muddy, BACTERIA INFESTED dough at each other during Telematch '09, a lot of ppl were like

"Madre, face gonna break-out like shyt."

I couldn't agree more till I woke up the next morning with a clear face.How lucky I thought^^

But wait..my minor abrasions on my elbow started forming 5 puses? Well, that ain't too bad. But hoshit, Now I have 20 on the entire length of my right arm. I even have a pus an inch away from my wrist bone. Cool.

OHOHOH, today I also learned if I failed at becoming a successful lawyer, I wanna become a detective in London, going around on my scooter accompanied with a shiny red helmet.

Weeeeeee~!

Toodles~!

The Message That Never Was But Someday, May Be

Look at this picture.LOOK AT IT.

What do you see? Indeed, a car without tyres.

What if just like this car, you couldn't move?

What if the reason being you have lost your limbs for walking?

What if it wasn't your fault?

What if SOMEONE did it to you?

Just like this car, it wasn't your choice to make.

The person who robbed you of your mobility didn't even hesitate to think about the unfortunate future that was about to befall you.

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?

ANGRY because it wasn't their bloody right to take your legs away from you?because never mind a Rolex! Of all things, WHY THE LEGS?!

SAD because something you assumed to be as sure as dawn, finally disappeared? Just like that?

WISTFUL because if only time could go back with the turn of a clock's hand?

USELESS because instead of helping that old lady cross the street, now she has to help you?

ABANDONED because where the heck! was God when you were fighting for your life?

or SUICIDAL because you personally want to confront God. "Why did you leave me?Why then?! Why when I needed you most?! What blasphemy have I committed to deserve your abandonment?!"

NO.NO.NO

Don't you dare feel or even think that way!

How can you be so selfish?

So ungrateful?

So heartless?

To the point you dare cause such pain & grief to those who have unconditionally given you their hearts?

How could you think of...dying?

So come back to me.

I will show you the light, the reason for you to live once more.

Come here....closer....good^^

Look at it again.This time, LOOK CLOSER.

Do you see a problem? Can it be fixed?

Yes, it can.

Can human ingenuity help you walk again?

Yes, we can.

Who will help a 'God forsaken being' like you?

The people. The good people.

Believe it or not, they're not extinct just yet. They're still there albeit not in great numbers.

Don't believe me?

With your condition, I promise you they will appear even more evident than ever before.

Y'know, Confucius once said,

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in getting up every time we fall"

NOW GET UP.

Resurrect yourself.

Feel & embrace the life burning in you once more.

Ladies & gentlemen,this was "The Message That Never Was But Someday, May Be".

Thank you.

English assignment.Omg I've never done something so challenging before.We were given random newspaper cuttings.We were to prepare a speech based on the pic & if you personally know me, try to imagine me glassy-eyed while delivering it. Sorry if it sucks heh XD Was only given 30 minutes to prepare PLUS memorize the speech which lasted for 5 minutes.Not easy ok but I guess my friends had it worse. They got shit like...

Looked like somebody marching.Dude ended up talking about aliens & spaceships.

&
Dude who got this delivered a one-word speech."Hi." Poor guy =(

Toodles~!

Edit: I feel like mentioning what inspired my speech/story/wtv. Remember those times whereby economy was bad and the unemployed resorted to stealing car parts for scrap metal? Yeah, 'cept this is like 'scrap rubber'. Soon, the idea of humans being robbed of their body parts came about...

One of Those Conversations

I had a long time ago & liked so much that I saved it ala Yau style, using Microsoft Word.


Hui Min says:
boo

Hui Min says:
I have a question

Hui Min says:
What's in the big bottle

Hui Min says:
I couldn't see properly

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
there are feathers

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
message

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
and many shiny stuff

Hui Min says:
oooohhh

Hui Min says:
interesting

Hui Min says:
playing with the human mind

Hui Min says:
i'm buying it for the sake of the bottle

Hui Min says:
i have a fetish for round objects

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
OMGOMGOMGOMG

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
i'm round

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
???

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
wee-oo-weet

Hui Min says:
lol

Hui Min says:
yes,you are round

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
so do u like me ? *does the animated version of both eyebrows raising*

Hui Min says:
lol

Hui Min says:
ppl like you make my day

Hui Min says:
and yes I absolutely love your roundness

Hui Min says:
that voluptuous bum of yours

Hui Min says:
oh-so-sexy...

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
OMG

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
my bum is not voluptuous
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
u really think so ?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
wow

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
so u must have had the urge to spank it ?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
*does animated both brow raising thingy*

Hui Min says:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hui Min says:
you're so funny

Hui Min says:
mayyyyyyyyyyybe

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
*smack *

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
Yeooowww…………………………………

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx]| says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Hui Min says:
lol

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx]| says:
don't do that hui min

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
D:<

Hui Min says:
this is so going on my blog


Unfortunately, the boy isn't exactly what you can call rotund anymore. Gah, lost his Sexy Factor =(

Oh yeah, GUESS WHO. *does double eyebrow raise a kajillion times*

HELPMUNC 2009

What a title, eh? Now everyone's gonna google it up and Imma gonna get famuz! 8D


For those of you curious about what transpired throughout Saturday in UNHRC, my humblest apologies as I am only human and therefore cannot recall every single detail.

soooooooooo I shall reflect and recall to my own liking!^^

PMR's in 10 days.

"Eh, Jarrod. Let's go as spectators since we have exams on the very next day."

"Ok."

As spectators,we had the choice to move around freely so we quietlynoisily snuck into committees in the following order...

DISEC-

1. Boring and serious as uh...Sirius Black.*BOOOHISSSSBOOO*
   
2. Mumbled "Why didn't I join as a delegate?!" 5 times.

UNHRC-

1. Outsiders thought there were 2-3 joke resos but insiders thought there were none(till the very last minute,1 was made)
   
2. Mumbled "Why didn't I join as a delegate?!" 469587 times.

Security Council-

1.Omg.Jauh sial from HR & DISEC.Nehmind(nvm), build muscle.

2.JJ & I got a love letter from James Yap, our Sec Gen.

It read,

"ILOVEUILOVEUILOVEUILOVEU."
"You guys wanna take up Afghanistan?"

To which we replied,

""IHATEUIHATEUIHATEUIHATEU.DIE.
"We REALLY,REALLY want to but we don't even know the topic to begin with"
"HR!HR!HR!HR!HR!HR!"

"The topic is you,Afghanistan and this committee lacks pizzazz!"

"NO.HR! GAAAAAYS. 'R' us"

James & The Evil Admins made a ruckus out of trying to persuade us to accept offer that all SC delegates turned back to glare at lil' innocent us.Much like whiny babies,finally got pacified by a "I'll think about it."

Met Arthur Shin too. I want to marry him. jk

ok got bored.went back to UNHCR in hope James would recognize our calling.IDK why but he sang "Ladeedadeeda~" to us a lot. Maybe it was cuz I kept waving the Malaysia placard(unused) at him.....or maybe he thinks he sings well.

100 yeas later...

"OK fine.U 2 can be Qatar & Malaysia."

*high 5*low 5*headbutt*shake hands*face slap*butt slap*

soon after, the real Malaysia came back so I got...


TOPICS:

a)Stability in the continent of Latin America in the democratic crisis regarding re-election and constitutional reform in Honduras and Nicaragua. No research.*yawn*

b) Promotion of homosexual rights and the halting of persecution against homosexuals in all regions of the world


Delegate of TurkeyDelegate of PhilippinesChair

"This delegate believes this clause is the most amazing clause he has ever seen! Having a teleporter from the future be sent back to us to teleport resources will completely eliminate the purpose of this entire resolution!"

"Does the delegate have any proof that a teleporter will be sent to us by the future?"

"Yes.The delegate just got off the phone with them.They promised."

"Could the delegate please not lie?"

"This delegate is NOT LYING!!!!! It is entirely true! In fact, this delegate will send the chair proof in note form."

In note form," I sincerely and whole-heartedly believe you are not lying.However, I do believe you are in denial.Tell me,child.What tormented childhood have you? Shall I escort you to Tanjung Rambutan? They have juicy rambutans there."

Moving on to a joke reso on homos....

1.Urges the creation of UNGH(United Nations Gay Hotel), a big multistoried apartment, where all the worlds gay people can live and be gay together, and proposes that this apartment:

d.Have daily supplies of long and pointy foods such as cucumbers and carrots

blablabla Chair refused to entertain my amendment but due to insurmountable pressure from the house, the chair allowed Philippines to take the floor...

PhilippinesMadagascarAudienceChair

*angry bitch walk*

someone-"Wah...garangnya..."

*bangs the podium* "This delegate believes that no delegate of th house should vote for this resolution to pass as the chair has refused to entertain her amendment!"

"Okaaay.Read out your amendment."

"Clause 1 sub-clause D) Daily supplies of long and pointy foods such as cucumbers and carrots as well as hard, juicy and hole-y food such as doughnuts, bagels and cheese."

*burst out laughing*

"Could the delegate please explain what is the purpose of this?

*burst out laughing*

"Sexual pleasure."

*burst out laughing*

"How so?"

*idiot falls off chair* *burst out laughing*

At the end of the day, the delegate of Philippines won Best Dressed MALE by promising free water the next day.

Man, HELPMUN was effing fun & the people there are totally my kinda people 8D Never met 20+ hyperextraverted people in 1 day before!

The End.

P.S.- I don't recount situations well so inaccuracy might be prevalent ;D

P.P.S.-I NEED PICTURES!

Blitzerz Cheer '09 Quickie

Tradition has been broken.

The Trophy is home.

Where it rightfully belongs. ;D

Sorry, make that TROPHIES.Best Supporters yo~!

I don't know who to pity more.
The blur old fart or the crazy chick?

More to come when the weekend or perhaps some free time approaches.

Toodles~!

Happy Birthday

to my absolute FAVOURITE midget in the world 8D

TIMOLIMOSUPREMO

Aaahhh...memories.The last few days I spent with you were the hours upon hours of researching.And unforgettable moments they were.
(Btw,that explains the eyebags.No,I am not wearing any crap on my lips.)

Ya know,Tim, the first thing that popped into my mind when I first met you 2 1/2 years ago was "Damn, the midget can talk."

I've always loved talking to you cuz we both live yearning for more powderful English and stamina.

I'm really missing that now.=(

I demand my personal Midget come back to our homeland.PRONTO.

ILY MIDGE.

Toodles~!

Every action has their reason.

I think? Anyway, I believe most of mine are out of curiosity.(Again,I think)

I don't know why but this action of mine I did 4 years ago suddenly came to mind.

So,there was this movie,

I didn't exactly pay attention to the storyline cuz at such a tender age,I couldn't appreciate fine art. However, I do remember one thing.

The lead actress pretended to be blind in the movie.

The next day, I went around One Utama pretending to be blind girl. I recall stepping into a semi-precious stone jewellery store called Quartz. God knows why I stared at the ceiling and started caressing some bracelet while gushing "Oh gosh,this is so beautiful!" The storekeeper, a lady began staring at me...to my amusement. After that, I continued my day of pretending to be blind by bumping into things.

Looking back,I still wonder. WHY THE CRAP DID I DO THAT.

Was it out of curiosity? To know how a person devoid of sight lived their life?

Was it to gain pity? Are we supposed to feel better when pitied?

Or was it to get attention? Being a middle child, perhaps I didn't receive enough attention.

My answers.

1. I could still see.What WOULD I discover anyway? Maybe I was hoping I would magically go blind by pretending to be blind.Man,that sounds wrong.
2. I think kids especially LOVE to gain pity. I still remember going around telling people I'm poor and giving them big googly eyes.Ok, maybe it's just me.
3. There's no denying I love attention.Can't blame me.Older sis is much more mature and responsible than me.Younger bro is...*Gollum style* preciousssssss.to parents.
   

Man, I'm weird.

Toodles~!

Of SpockleBerrys and Spocklets

To all you Romulans*/Klingons* out there who thought I would mistaken soy sauce for essence of vanilla,IN YOUR FACE!

I MADE A SPOCK COOKIE.

Mind you,it's edible.

Soon, I'm gonna marry me a Spock and make some sexy Vulcan Spocklets which I'm gonna name Spock Jr. and Sprocket.Oh yeah, not forgetting my Vulcan puppy, SpockleBerry.

Darnit.I just realized I shouldn't have refered to the 1960s Spock pic.Oh well.He hot.

I demand you all to go download Star Trek and watch it.Ya know why? Cuz it's LOGICAL.^^

I quote Spock and Spock Dad.

"Father, why did you marry Mother?My friends called her a whore."

"Because, son,it was logical.And...I loved her."

I love Star Trek.You must love it too. I am logical. You need to be logical too.

The movie is damn nice,okay? You don't even need to know who's who! You'll finish the movie feeling extremely satisfied and wishing everyone you pass "Long live and prosper."

Oh!oh!oh!

Zachary Quinto.

Hot & Logical!*giga swoon*

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER! *does Vulcan salute*

P.S-From now on, if I were greet you in school with "Live long and prosper.", you reply "Peace and long life." Vulcan customs yo.

Holiday Peekca Summary

Holidays are coming to an end.How depressing and yet comforting.

Anyway,on Thursday...

"Silly little toot, go ask your friends if they wanna come with us to The Curve & Mid Valley this Friday."

"But Mother, that's tomorrow."

"I know! Don't take me for a fool.Now stop wasting your time and go call them."

Out of earshot I mumbled, "I bet they won't come.It's so late!"

In the end I was proven wrong.They came in spite of the short notice^^

In the morning...

>~<

The Curve, Nicchi..

The Bobbies.

(from left:The Bob,Bob 'The Spock' Prime,SpongeBob)

Not only is she suicidal,she too has been proven dumb. She tried to kill herself with her FINGERS & look at that face.Clearly crazy.

Only she would be dumb enough to try to cut her eyes out with her FINGERS.

Come on!if I'm that unbearably ugly to look at,at least use a pair of scissors.

My dear mislead friends,this is what your FINGERS are for.(not that ah)

To assert your influence!

(sorry for using my foot)

Point.Point.Point.Point.Point.Did you know? Bill Clinton likes doing that but it was rude to point in certain nations so his advisors told him to 'thumb-point'.

Barney

Bee




Yau likes this.

Someone get me these awesome shoes!!! They were made for me!ME!ME!!!!!

See?!SEE?!SEE?!?!?!?!

Only RM3.30

(normally 10-15,I think)

At 3pm, Me,Bee & Chrystyne went to Mid Valley Megamall

Us girls headed to a shop with purdy dresses made out of purdy fabrics^^

Frosty Beach

What a weird oxymoron.What if global warming really caused beaches to snow someday?

Tequila Sunrise

Inspired by this, I suppose.No,I don't drink tequila.


Ocean Blooooooo

Spectrophobia-Afraid of one's reflection.

This further supports the fact she's crazy.

Pretty watch^^

After that, The Bobbies went to try out some boho wear...

Blek.Looked better without speks.

Hey Bee,you lookin' good~

She looks boho enough,dontcha think?

I think she doesn't need to further prove to us she's a hippie in disguise.

We look good! XD

But not nearly as good as Spock 8D

Ok fine.I take that back.We don't look good at all.

Popiah gooood.

:)

Toodles~!

New Moon Quickie!

Ugh, Stephenie Meyer's been bugging me like a swollen rash in the patookie. She's been being all tight-lipped about New Moon. =/

but have no fear!

FOR YAU IS HERE! 8D

I managed to dig up some juicy New Moon gossip AND PICTURES so don't go away just yet ;D

WARNING: POTENTIAL SPOILERS AHEAD.

New Moon movie script.*CLICK CLICK* See that big round blue button that says 'DOWNLOAD'? Click it, sista, you know you wanna. It's the freakin' full script, yo.

Stephenie Meyer isn't denying the fact it's real and given some recent incident...I say, both stories entwine around each other pretty well which leads us to a few plausible theories.

1. Anna Kendrick is an idiot.
2. The lady who found the script in the dumpster is BIG FAT liar.(she said she returned the scipt untouched by the hands of ravenous Twilight Freaks like me)
3. The script she found in the dumpster is the one you're about to read.

In other words,

SCRIPT IS REAL.

My comments, I think the script is good considering I actually finished reading all 90 something pages without skipping a word.However, Sister Dearest begged to differ. She has Super Memory so she spotted even the slightest of difference between the book and the script.Me? I donst got no Supa Memoreh so it seemed purfect tuh meh.

Okie dokes, time to see some eye candeh.^^

Quilleute tribe

Ooooo~ they've got some kinda insignia on their triceps and why's that guy on the far right so...scrawny? Reminds me of R-Patz. Blek.

R-Patz.(is that a 6 pack I see?)

Still ugly, nonetheless.Not that I'm any less uglier,tho.8D

*salivates**hyperventilates*Words cannot express my lust to caress this man's bona fide muscles in it's indiputable splendid glory. WHY ISN'T HE AN UNDERWEAR MODEL!?!?!?!

Da-yum, he's mtfk-ing hot.

Blek.I hope they don't have something going on.

VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!

New Moon teaser trailer.


Dontcha think Jacob looks kinda like a Siberian Husky?

I'm kinda dissapointed...=/.Why can't he look like some ferocious psycho-looking mutt?

On a brighter note....^^

Get this,R-Patz got a SIX-PACK!!!!

Rejoice,ladies,rejoice for they are authentic!No bronzers/CGI there.

Toodles~!